Chav Sluts Looking for a Shag

Well I learn something new every day. Today is Chav, a derogatory term that is all about small, provoking little cunts that spend their nights looking for their new pray, to try and get some dick on the streets of Northern Britain. They don’t have much of an IQ to speak of but they are pretty damn horny all the damn time. The sad thought is that they are likened to vermin, or retarded with little to no IQ so this is what they do to survive their world as they know it.

The term Chav is short for Council House Affiliated Vermin. They hangout outside of McDonald’s Chances are they have had an abortion by the time they are 11 years old. They don’t have the money to actually go in and buy something to eat, instead they are hustling outside trying to find a mate for the night. These guys and gals are relentless in their pursuit of their mate.

How to Spot a Chav

The first thing would be to go to your local park, outside McDonald’s where they know that they stand a better chance of getting laid. These people are considered to be vermin, because they have no sense in their heads and were basically raised without any real skills, they’d prefer not to deal with them. So, you will see them hanging out in areas. To chavs, McDonald’s is a 5 star restaurant, so they just hang out looking for sex.

Female Chavs

Females wear very tight and when they did down, you can see their thongs. They usually will have bleached blonde or even real blondes, but regardless, the maneuver steps as they move around, you would be able to spot a female Chav. They are not shy, not even close, but when they start talking to you, you can see their teeth are seriously broken and even out. You can tell they have a croyden face-lift. They are only 14 but they very much look like they are a lot older than they have to. Chavette is a term for the female chavs.

Male Chavs

These guys are easier to spot, simply because they aren’t dying their hair and not just settling in to watch them. They typically will  be dressed in clothes they picked up at the local thrift stores and have a nasty attitude and been having sex and smoking since they are 11 years old.  He is dressed in what he deems is upscale clothes with huge fake gold and diamonds. He’s likely to be a mad talker, talking about things like drugs, money or any number of things to make them look smarter than they are.

Preferred Music

Females listen to more of a R&B, mostly Destiny’s Child. Guys will not listen to anything that isn’t in the Top40 or they get very confused. Both have one thing in common, it has to  be very loud, and that tends to turn them on. They can be found driving down their bucket of bolts down the road with it blaring and shaking the floor or ground underneath them.

Other Preferences of Chavs

They love their dogs and they will not leave home without them. They like those big beefy dogs, not them little wimpy yappy dogs. It isn’t likely they will even have a mate come close to them with those dogs, but that’s how it is done. Their cars are just as extravagant, if they are lucky enough to get the cash to buy one. He wants one that screams he is the shit, even though everyone knows he is a Chav through and through.


So we have all learned something today, and that is always a good thing. As long as you know they aren’t likely to be disease free, but to each his or her own. This lifestyle has been in Northern Britain for many years and doesn’t seem to show any signs of changing that anytime soon. While this is a definite derogatory word to describe chavs, it is what it is. These kids are considered retarded, which I hate that word, and a lower-class person that is brash and loutish.

Their clothes are anything from high end designer names or imitations of them. Regardless, they want to be upper-class, whether they are or not. This is their lifestyle and they were pretty much pushed into it. Their family was never in the home to teach them and love them, so to the streets they go. I am pretty positive that this is the best attention they have ever had. Sadly, at such a young age, this is the cards handed to them.

Chavvy, Chavvish, and chatastic are adjectives that pertain to the words used to describe items that are designed for, and suitable for chavs. One stereotype that always seems to go hand in hand with every one that leads the chav lifestyle, they combine all of them into one lump category. They are considered anti-social, which all depicts them all as if they were the same damn person and this is not true.

The term chavs may as well be looked at as “social racism” and is very offensive to them. They are human and they were put where they are due to no fault of their own, in most cases. But here we are and there they are. It takes all kinds to make up the world we live in, and there is room enough to grow as it keeps going on around us.



Find Randy Rabbits

This is a new one to me, I don’t think I have ever seen this one and I thought I’d seen them all. But it seems pretty interesting, let’s check it out together and see what this is all about. I do know it’s a dating site, that’s a given, but seems to be a different kind of a dating site. With so many online dating sites, it can sometimes be a little overwhelming, but if it is meant to be, it’ll be for you to find that other half of you. Read more for information I was able to gather from Randy Rabbits. Continue reading “Find Randy Rabbits”

Real Sex Contacts

Today’s topic is all about Real Sex Contacts pros and cons. This isn’t by any means everything that a dating site is all about, but it is a good start, so let’s get on this and see if we can shed some light on them. With the shape of dating sites out there right now, it’s very easy to get lost in them, to find the authentic ones. Look for the ones that are not fake. When you find one, go and Google Dating site name reviews, and of course in place of dating site, put in the one you are asking about. Continue reading “Real Sex Contacts”

Granny Sex Contacts

Today we are all about granny sex contacts. If grannies are your thing then you may have a little of a tough time finding them. I mean, wow, how do you go up to an 80 year old woman and see if she is down with fucking someone many years younger than her?  That is a chase all on its own and unless you are familiar with those dating sites that have old ladies. I found a site called UKQuickies and they have a really good section that is full of grannies.

Why Old Ladies

Why the hell not. They have experience that no other age group is going to have, and they are very horny. There is nothing that compares to sexy horny granny, and her sex drive. You always hear that older women aren’t into sex, but I am here to tell you, they very much still love sex, possibly more than they ever did in their younger years. They have been through their menopause and know there is no risk of getting pregnant, making it more pleasurable for them.

Where do I Find Older Women Contacts

In this day and age, with so many new toys that even the elderly have learned how to send text messages. They learned this a long time ago, as a means to keep with their children that have moved on. Chances are their own kids taught them how to use their cell phones. Although, I really don’t think those younger generations expected them to start sexting with he damn things. I once bought my mother in law a microwave and the damn thing sat there for a long time, because they had no clue what that gadget was.

Modern Day Grannies

The grannies of today are nothing like the grannies you and I grew up with. These modern day grannies can do just as much as the younger generations. I mean, what the hell, they got old, they didn’t die, right? Just keep an eye on them, they can also be very gullible and guys taking advantage of her age. I know it may seem that you are raising your granny, and yes, you damn well are. The grannies I have been around, are anything but done with sex.

Finding Granny Sex Contacts

Finding Granny Sex Contacts can be a little tricky sometimes, whether you are looking or have a special desire you have in mind, or just poking around on the websites, UKQuickies, for example, is free to join and you can peruse the granny sex partners that you have been looking for. The platform here is a whole new one that I haven’t really seen before. They start out texting and if they hit it off, they can meet at some safe place and have all the sex you want.Her personal contact information can be given out, either for her or you.

Grannies are Human Too

You may have in mind, your own granny and if you are all older yourself, it seems very unusual. Even talking to your MILF women or a GILF, you are not ready to talk about their sex lives. Hell, when these grannies were much younger, sex was so taboo, unless they wanted to procreate. And don’t  get in your head that you are the only ones online, because I can tell you, you are not. I have spoken to a great m any older women and I can tell you, they are just as horny as you men are.


In closing this up and feel satisfied that I have at least given you something to think about. I really don’t advise you going to your granny and ask them about their sex lives, YUCK!! Find dating sites that are focused on the older women, and I’ll bet you find a handful of requests. Gone are the days when the men are the only ones that can flirt and have an insane sex drive. The4y are what I call the aggressors, the ones that aren’t shy about finding them a younger stud with a big dick. If she wants to get laid, she is just as equally  as horny, and who knows, they have worn their men down, or they are widows, which are the best ones. They have no one to answer to and they are pretty adamant about their desires. If you go to one of them 1000s of dating sites and put in your interests, you are literally in line to get so many requests you will get. Don’t be shy about it, if you don’t know what to do, trust me, granny will help you please her if needed.

Do me and you a favor – be nice to the old folks, they have earned respect and love just like you and me do. Treat them like the horny granny they are.  If you wanted to use the granny option on UKQuickies, for example, as your avenue, it is so simple. Find a Granny Sex Contact for your fantasy fucking with no strings attached. I hope you have fun and learn from those grannies, we could all use some of her experience.



Introduction to UKQuickies


UK Quickies, this is a thing, really, it is, you use this site to find a woman you want to fuck and go for it. Go to the dating site called UKQuickies and get you some. Simply pick someone you want to have a fast rendezvous, text her and bam!! That’s it, it doesn’t get much easier than that.

Search by Region

It’s that simple, like anything else, you have the search ability to hunt down anyone in your area. Just enter your criteria, region you are in, age, and search. I tell you guys and gals, this is the easiest way in the world to go get laid without any baggage or strings. Don’t worry, it’s secure when it comes to your information. They are in the business of protecting your personal business to the very best of their ability.

Is It Safe

It is safe in the sense that they make it their duty to make sure that no one gets your personal information, like real phone number or dwelling. As far as the physically meeting up, I suppose that may need some attention to make sure that everyone is just up for a quick fucking and go on their way. As far as I have seen, this is about as safe as any other dating site, right? It’s in this day and age, you are in as much danger as if you walked out your front door. But let us not be paranoid.

How Does it Work?

It’s simple, you find a woman you would like to fuck and simply follow the instructions that will get you there. This is about the simplest thing I have ever seen to get you guys laid. Once you text her, wait for her to respond back to you. Once that happens, it’s probably a good idea to exchange a few pics so you know if you are even attracted to her or her to you.  Just because you text her, doesn’t mean she will be all in, that is totally up to the two of you.

Am I Going to be Fucking a Prostitute?

Absolutely not!! In fact, these guys don’t even allow prostitutes or any other form of paid escorts at all. This is good, clean fun. The texts go through their system where all of the information is held privately. This is how you will know you aren’t getting in with a paid for sex situation.  She does not and should not, ever ask you for money, this is not their practice, so be sure and keep this in mind in case the subject comes up.

Can I Stop

Yes of course, they offer a way to cancel this service and you will not get or give anymore texts until you join again, and you probably will. From what I see, this is not a thing that is going to hang you with a lifetime of spam or unwanted texts, it is easy to stop, it seems like. I am not sure why’d you want to give up such an easy way to get fucked, but that option is there and you can use it at anytime, even if your wife finds out.


I have to say that I have never heard of this sort of a system before, but it seems a little intriguing if you are wanting to just play the field, so to speak, and boy is this ever a new and broad outreach of that particular line of playing the field. I live in the USA, but I can totally get how this is a great way to just get your rocks off. Don’t think this is just a one sided service because it most certainly is not at all. In order for you to get your rocks off, there has to be a horny woman on the other side to get her pussy fucked too. What you may not understand is that women love sex equally as much as men, maybe more.

She gets to play that field just as much as you do. To make it better, she isn’t having to pick up your dirty damn socks and making you breakfast. She gets to go home and take a shower and relax in her own bed having been pleasured without strings too. That may sound taboo, and maybe it is, but it flies both ways, guys, and that’s all I am going to say about that, without sounding like I am on that soapbox.

Just don’t be a perve or a serial killer and you can get fucked anytime you want to, just a text away. Have fun, be horny, be nice and text away, it has never been so easy to get fucked.

Will Facebook Dating endanger adult dating sites?

Horny teen from Maidenhead, Berkshire flashing her boobs in a selfie uploaded to her profile page

Facebook has announced that they have been working on a new dating service, imaginatively called Dating. The new app will be incorporated into Facebook but separated from your main account. It will create a new account just for Dating that will consist of just the users’ first name. None of your friends from your main account will be able to see any activity on your Dating account and will never appear as matches for you, in order to preserve your privacy.

Potentially, this could spell trouble for dating apps like Tinder. In order to create a successful match, a dating app has to have relevant data, and when it comes to gathering data on their users, Facebook is the absolute world champion. Tinder doesn’t stand a chance on that field. The huge amounts of data, including our interests, hobbies, places and Continue reading “Will Facebook Dating endanger adult dating sites?”